oh.. I think she doesn't like me...

disclaimer: I am not here to make enemies one...

BUT there's this female wellsite engineer from shell who's currently on board with me. She's my toiletmate. I won't comment on her toilet habits though. hahaha.... it's still bearable lah... just that I think she don't like me.

JS thinks so too. He don't like her too.

James also don't like her.

So I am not difficult to get along with. =)

She doesn't talk to me like how ayuni or sharina will talk to me. She don't even bother to smile to me most of the time. In fact, she has more fun 'flirting' with some of the guys. Yeah, she abuses her position pretty well. She was bored on Friday. Then she was telling the driller (with me around in the doghouse) that she is going to get the wirelogging guys in earlier than planned so that there will be more fun on the rig. I saw them here on the rig last night when they weren't due to come in until wed.

Why I think she doesn't like me?

She's really friendly to everybody but me!!! She's threatened by my presence as an engineer and also as a female who steals the attention. Yeah, incredibly bitchy right? But the irony is that the angmohs on my hitch knows me longer, so they tend to talk/joke with me a lot more. NOpe, I am not the only one who thinks that she feels threatened. I asked him today if he feels that she don't like my presence. He has tonnes to say man... Shall let him be my guest blogger for this entry. Read the entry below! =PpPp

BITCH WARS EPISODE I: The PTM (Princess toiletmaid) menace

Queen was kind enuff to grant me a Permit To Work, thus here is my detailed analysis/ conspiracy theory.

******subject was not named for safety of columnist, thus we shall call her toiletmaid******

Anyway princess toiletmaid probably felt threatened by the emergence of queen sophia as the topic of every male hormones driven male on the rig. When queenie enters the galley, every males focus was on her. They would worship the very fart queenie emits.Anyway Queenie was encroaching on her territory and was stealing her male subjects.

Come second hitch only + steal male subjects + steal limelight = buay song la. simple equation if we expand buay song we get,buay song = skirmish between the alpha females, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE MATRIACH!!!

******Sceens may contain blood and gore, parental guidance advised)******

They just happen to have alot in common, both likes to 搭讪 with the BIGSHOTS in the doghouse. Only thing is John and Guy are only interested in talking to queenie and thats driving PTM nuts. Well PTM does have her baldie companions tho...

Both likes to go gym after work. PTM is trying very hard to outdo queenie in this area. She goes to the gym every single day!!! To do what? 5 mins of slow cycling 5 mins of jogging ( I wouldn call that jogging anyway...more like walkin.) well anything goes as long as she feels good i guess.. Bitch point: Well, not like queenie was any better. I wouldn't say 5 mins of rowing, 5 mins of walking around, 5 mins of slow jogging and she doesn't even do weights is any better. she's the queen afterall.

PTM sees queen in a gym with a bodyguard (me), she also wants one.Next day PTM turns up with a storeman. Apparantly THE bodyguard > fit than storeman soooooooooooooooooo PTM decides to bring some more backup. Next day PTM turns up with a storeman + baldie. And apparantly bodyguard > storeman + baldie( the biggest boss on the rig).... she just needs a lot of attention...

TO BE CONTINUE.......

Well u get the picture. I would like to express the columnist's deep appreciation for queenie and the readers allowing me a channel to occupy myself while I wait for my gf to come online. Some stuff may not sound logical. hey wat do u expect from a guy stuck on the rig with a slavedriver for companion? =/ GTG~~