I HATE MY TOILETMATE!

Yes, he's a guy. A guy with ultra-long fingernails (3cm at least) , long hair (past shoulder length), long beard (past his neck). He's near my age, fat and disgusting! FAT meaning that his waist is bigger than his slouching shoulders, making him look like a complete GIRL from behind lah.... He uses my body foam!!! freaking hell, I only just realised it last night. It is impossible that I have so little left 'cos the week before, I still have more than 1/2 the bottle left for use. I have thi evil plan in my head last night. On the last day of my hitch, I am going to get oil-based mud, mixed it with my body foam and leave the bottle for him to use. Wahaha... I hope he gets rashes from it! He is forever LOCKING me out of the toilet. Ya, both side of the toilets had to be locked when one's in use. I got locked out 3 times yesterday loh....Can you imagine that I was at the brink of a stomachache? Thankfully, James taught me how to unlock the doors using coins. And he's speaks so softly till it's barely audible. He has been borrowing my company's camera for the past 2 days and he can't even speak loud enough for me to hear. You know, in that, shy, girly voice. F***ing piece of shit.....
He doesn't clean up the toilet after bathing lah! The entire would be filled with his long hair... brat! I have to be his Maria TMD, that's my toiletmate for you.

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