I hate my toiletmate II

I just got back from the doghouse. They are running some wirelogs into the hole, thus, the driller is free! Don, the driller on noon shift, was there. The first question he asked me when I went in was, " What's with the fingernails?" Hahaha... I knew immediately what he was talking about- My Toiletmate from Hell. Apparently, the toiletmate was in the doghouse with the company's man. The company's man was talking to Don but Don was looking at the toiletmate instead. After the toiletmate left, the company's man said,"Don't ask." hahah.... So now, Don is asking people about the fingernails. Let's see for the 2 hours that I was there, we asked James, John, Piper and Toby. The last 3 guys gave the same answers. He's a cross-dresser, he's gay, he's a billie-boy. wahaha... Why? Everyone notices the way toiletmate walks. He prances around like he's wearing high-heels. =P See! I am not the only who can't see him in the right sense. 3cm fingernails are TOO LONG to be safe offshore. PS: It was said that he types with the tips of his fingernails. =)